1. Go West Young DB
He only drafts DBs from colleges west of the Mississippi River (Boise State, Nebraska, Iowa, SMU)…so all you Cyprien, Rambo, Swearinger, Ryan, Banks, Slay, McGee, Webb, Shamarko Thomas, Wreh-Wilson and Amerson fans, I’m sorry it’s not happening.
So place your bets on guys like Phillip Thomas, Duke Williams, Jordan Poyer, Will Davis, and Marc Anthony.
2. Do You Bowl?
If you didn’t play in a Bowl game your Senior season, he’s not drafting you.
So cross Marc Anthony off your list
3. It’s Pronounced Du-ké
Tell me the last time Mike Shanahan drafted a DB for the B & G who had a monosyllabic first name? That’s right, you can’t.
So say goodbye to Duke Williams and Will Davis.
4. Nah man, John’s my Last Name. First name Sean
2010-Terrence Austin, 2011-Niles Paul, 2012-Alfred Morris. If you’re an offensive player with a last name that could be a first name chances are Mr. Shanahan’s got his eye on you.
Christine Michael, Stepfan Taylor, Zac Stacy, Jonathan Franklin, Jordan Reed all fit this bill
5. Maybe John Feinstein Was Onto Something
You ever notice how Mike Shanahan only drafts RBs who wore predominantly white helmets in college? Evan Royster-Penn State, Roy Helu-Nebraska, Alfred Morris-Florida Atlantic (I’ll wait while you google image Florida Atlantic Football). I’m not sayin’…I’m just sayin’
So cross Christine Michael, Zac Stacy, and Jonathan Franklin off your list.
Go Write Up Your Mock Draft
Armed with this time-tested knowledge I “guarantee” the Redskins will draft Phillip Thomas, Jordan Poyer, Stepfan Taylor, and Jordan Reed.
Congratulations! Go place some bets with friends and win some money
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